In 5th grade I told my mom I was dropping out of school to do crafts. ​

If Etsy had existed back then I think she might have let me do it.

 

Instead, I turned to ice skating, the sparkliest of sports. 

When not bedazzling things in my free time, I enjoy other cliché millennial activities -- brunching, napping, Netflixing and adventuring. 

For a slightly more official summary, check out my resume.

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